WE KALE ABOUT YOU
TASTING ROOM

COMING WINTER 2025
5pm  + 7pm seatings


While making the statement of two of the initial  guys who jumped the co-captain of said ship ended up abadoning ship and jumping in the water. The DJ of the river boat is heard saying “FYI ,  in the future, don’t f*ck with the riverboat crew” and we all felt that.
FEATURING THE CREW

CLYDE
GLDFNK,
THE PBUG,
WOMEN WARRIORS,
UNC + (CHAIR)ITY

plus special chefs

ALSO PRESENTING
4-6 course meal made fresh each day in an intimate dining setting. We host two seating a night featuring dining from some of the countries most reknowned chefs. We book early and sell out often. Make reservations here when your ready to give us a try. Presale salad kits will be available beginning in September. Doors open!
TICKETS $70.00 (must be present to be served) doors open 15min before meal
CREDIT CARDO NLY Reserve Here (202) 599-2550

ACTIVE $CASHAPPs for tips
($wkay_ciara) Founder CIARA CALBERT
(0273) 25336 Chef CLYDE GRANT
(0273) 624020 Sues Chef BRIGHTON
(0908) 821388 Runner WORTHING
(0483) 68100 Serving GUILDFORD
(0705) 385625 Serviing PORTSMOUTH
RASBERRY Drinks (0293) 525155
EASTBOURNE Chef  (0323) 22016
CHICHESTER Lawyer (0243) 533963
CHELSEA PR + Communications (0444) 232235
HASTINGS Sanitation (0424) 424458
GLDFNK Creative Director  (071) 2674479

As with all our drops, tickets sell fast.
Buy early or miss out.


Over 18’s ONLY, ID Required,, No Refunds, One Reschedule.